Pulled a Nash 

Named for professional wrestler Kevin Nash. To catastrophically injure one's self while doing something mundane (Usually right after returning from an injury).

I pulled a Nash getting off the couch last night and tore my meniscus.

Pulled a Nash by Evalas November 27, 2012

Bug Eyed Nancy

A hard turd lodged in your anus, but once dislodged becomes an explosive fecal fountain

Man, my butt is stretched out from that bug eyed Nancy.

Bug Eyed Nancy by acreamsmile May 17, 2017

filter bubble nationalism 

Nationalism which excludes everyone who doesn't share your interests on the Internet. Cultural inflection that is the genesis point alt-right

Filter bubble nationalism has the world ready for Trump v. Kim Jong Un.

filter bubble nationalism by sandraxine September 29, 2017

no-no narcissist 

That entirely self-centered person who reflexively says no to everything you say in order to re-state whatever they think even if it is exactly what you just said.

There is nothing quite as annoying as having to endure a conversation with a no-no narcissist.

no-no narcissist by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2019

procras-tea-nation

Putting off any work until you've drank some tea.

Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.

Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.

procras-tea-nation by pizzacato November 14, 2020

April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY 

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.

“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”

April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021

August 1st - National Girlfriend Day 

National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!

Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!

August 1st - National Girlfriend Day by speakingthemind August 3, 2021