Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

Missouri Butter Churner by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026

Tasmanian Butter Spray

The act of shoving a stick of butter up ones rectum, waiting for it to melt and then farting it onto popcorn

My brother and I just did a Tasmanian butter spray together.

Tasmanian Butter Spray by baldwigguh January 21, 2026

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Peanut butter gutter bitch

A peanut butter gutter bitch is an individual who likes to lick peanut butter out of a gutter cleaners ass hole

Yo lastnight Austin Chambers turned me into a peanut butter gutter bitch

Peanut butter gutter bitch by Gshshshshshdb January 31, 2026

Duck Butter

Noun. A substance used by painters on set to dull reflections on surfaces.

“Hey Carrie, bring in that duck butter and cover all the cars in the parking lot”

Duck Butter by BobbySagat February 5, 2026

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

peanut butter fat cock by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026

Peanut butter jelly

When you stick your thumb in her b hole and the other 4 fingers in the coot.

My girl loves when I give her the peanut butter jelly. No need to remove the crust with this one but remember to lick your fingers when she’s… I mean you’re done.

Peanut butter jelly by Buddha2.99 February 15, 2026