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donald trump 

The reason hair care products were invented.
Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.
donald trump by Alfonzo April 20, 2016

Donald Trump 

The greatest fucking president to ever exist and will bash Joe Biden's pedophile head in with a baseball bat in the 2020 election.
Donald Trump is one sexy motherfucker.

Donald Trump 

A racist orange man with a weirs hairstyle who gets more votes for saying racist shit
Did you hear the news? Donald Trump is running for president.
Donald Trump by Bob Da Vinci November 24, 2015

judd trump 

v. & n. colloq. sl. an audible, involuntary fart released when bending over a snooker table, esp. when stretching for a difficult to reach ball.
I was playing a difficult red with the rest and I let out a judd trump. Oh, how the whole snooker hall laughed.
judd trump by chunkybunkbedhead April 28, 2014

riding trump 

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.
"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."
riding trump by Hilario Baldness August 30, 2015

cabron trump 

Trump is an asshole-fucker-bitch
That cabron Trump will kill us all
cabron trump by pico-pico June 8, 2017