polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Damien the Goat

The best furry youtuber. The cutest goat! You should sub to him on youtube, he would really like that OwO

Damien The Goat is the best youtuber, and is very cute.

by CloverDaWusky October 15, 2020

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Thicky Nicky The goat

Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.

Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦

by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021

20-24 Word Submission Goal

When you attempt to submit 20 or more words a day and loose ideas for words

He finished his 20-24 Word Submission Goal for the day.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021