urban dictionary bot

a telegram bot which gives you a definition of your word, from urban dictionary

Let's use the urban dictionary bot to find out the meaning of his name!

by sudraka August 7, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.

Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life

by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020

Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Urban dictionary

A place for random people to put strange definitions for random words.

Urban dictionary is pretty funny...

by J. A. Villam October 7, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place on the internet where one defines truthfulness, honesty, and anything real with a sense of falseness.

He typed up the name David on the Urban Dictionary and because hes not him he gets everyone to believe that they are to increase his chances of God changing God's mind in who was chosen as the real David.

by LittleLamb777 February 25, 2019

Urban dictionary

A place where fucked up people write fucked up shit

Guy 1:What does a feather in a hat mean
Guy 2:How the hell would I know?
Guy 1:Yea you right ima look it up on urban dictionary after I take first in fortnite
3 seconds later
Guy 2:Did you win?
Guy 1:Shut the hell up

by MChammamotha&!$@ June 18, 2018

urban dictionary

The website you're on rit now, dumbass.

Guy: "I'm using urban dictionary rn. Go away."
Girl: "ok."

by infothing March 20, 2017