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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Oh no moment

When you have been drinking heavily and are having a great time, when suddenly you become extremely nauseous.
I was dancing at the frat party last night when I had an oh no moment and puked all over the pong table.
by mayanaze April 16, 2022
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Robi moment

Refers to ROBSKABOB's unmatched misogyny.
"Damn, you beat your wife? That's a Robi moment!"
by SirWalkBoy April 17, 2022
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Poop Moment

When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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RJ Moment

Something so dumb, so idiotic that no human could possible understand. Unless your are apart of the certain group call “The Sausage Jerkers”.
Wow! Nice RJ Moment you had there
by InsaneViking November 3, 2021
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Slay moment

when something is good soup. or when you have the name logan your a slay moment
Example 1
Joe: Did you hear i named my kid logan.
Steve: Oh nice to know you have a slay moment kid.

Example 2
Dropping my phone is a slay moment.
by Boome\\ November 3, 2021
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whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.
I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.
by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021
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