australians

toasted british people

billy bob jr: australians are so cool bro
billy bob sr: nah they are just some toasted british people

by rose from ep December 5, 2025

Austism

(n) An individual’s behavior that may exude or exhibit a similar aspect or characteristic of a person from Austin or surrounding areas that associate with Austin’s unofficial motto, “keep Austin weird”

My friend may have a bit of austism, but if he moves away from Austin, he may not be so weird.

by Apothecary25 December 9, 2025

Aussience

an audience of Australian people

"wow mate you have a really big Aussience

by chiara keyla carafa diaz December 10, 2025

Aussexual

When someone is attracted to the Australian accent they are known as a Aussexual

Hey man you see that Aussie over there?
Yeah his voice makes me wet I’m a Aussexual

by Łagz December 14, 2025

Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.

Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.

Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck

by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025

Austinuinely

It’s like genuinely but better also you gotta capitalize it.

“Bro, it’s 5pm and it’s Sunday, everything closes early today.
“Dude, I Austinuinely need to get my ice cream before they close the shop.”

by Tristiantheavo December 28, 2025