"Seeing Sting and his band at Dodger's stadium, waiting in a mile long line for
beer, sitting next to a stinky guy and then fighting in the parking lot over who has been waiting longer, it's
like a vortex of suck, a sucktex." or "I wanted to get a quick hot dog at this
awesome place on 5th and Vine, but I was drawn into a total sucktex of construction and pigs everywhere, so it ended up being far from quick."
Other Examples: Iraq, DMV, LAX