penis leech

a cock sucker who has extreme sucking power

Every since she became addicted to crack; she has been a real penis leech.

by pdblbb July 10, 2010

The Penis Game

A game where someone starts by shouting "Penis!" and waits for someone to answer his call with "Penis!". This is passed back and forth between any number of players. The last person to say "Penis!" wins.

Mostly played by varsity students.

Standing in front of a class, waiting for it to start, the Penis Game will make time fly!

by Wombat King September 21, 2005

Penis Factory

A person who is such a fuck that he or she is reduced to a large scale production of retardedness and thus causes all others around to scower in terror with multiple Organs (usualy penises) in their mouths.

Colton Organ you're such a penis factory!

by sepnchris August 15, 2007

CHOCOLATE PENiS

the man on the chocolate axe commercials penis.

its yummy && tastes really good with whip cream.
NEW WAYS FOR A BLOJOB!!!!

:::his CHOCOLATE PENiS is yyyyyuuummmaaaayyyy!!

by k. B00M. :D July 2, 2009

Penis Hug

Where two girls put their crotches together and make the thumbs up sign. Usually done while bored and or intoxicated. No its not a crotch hug, it is a penis hug.

Girl: Hey buddy!
Friend: Hey best friend!
*penis hug*
Girl: See you around!

by JakePwnsMwhaha April 25, 2011

Chewing penis

Having a bad day

"My day was going fine until my boss Aaron fliped out, after that I was chewing penis all afternoon" He is such a jerk!

by Michael Costello January 13, 2009

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!

1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!

by Johno January 15, 2004