Penis Rabies 

When a person gets so excited about something they start frothing from the tip of their dick

Dude have you seen the new Fallout trailer? That shit looks so good it gave me penis rabies. I had to change pants after I saw the trailer!

Penis Rabies by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse June 12, 2018

penis-mon 

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

penis-mon by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Penis boy george 

A really cool dude who has a huge penis

Joey: yo that guy is so cool
Sam: yeah what a penis boy George

Penis boy george by jasperr June 17, 2018

penis-food 

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

penis-food by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

Penis Chameleon 

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

Penis Chameleon by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

Penis pezzler 

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

Penis pezzler by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Penis nude 

This word is a weird way to say dick pic

Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?

Penis nude by Analovie24 July 19, 2018