Florp

“Dude my towel florped out of existence! I’m standing out front of the gym, can you bring me a towel before someone calls the police?”

Penis Rabies

When a person gets so excited about something they start frothing from the tip of their dick

Dude have you seen the new Fallout trailer? That shit looks so good it gave me penis rabies. I had to change pants after I saw the trailer!

“My girl did the banana smash for me last night and we had to go to the ER at 3am. It was so worth it”