When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018
The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.
"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"
"Yeah maaan..."
"Yeah maaan..."
by Aysh Paysh May 17, 2014
Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.
by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 April 19, 2023
He could not resist buying the 10 layer chocolate layer cake topped with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate whipped cream but he did anyway. He now sat on his couch, having reached chocolate overload.
by Nerdikles June 28, 2017
The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.
J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
by PoopyMcGee November 07, 2012
Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."
"Gross."
by aquacatpro December 28, 2016
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024