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Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.
Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.
by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024
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Martius Pugna

Of Mars the God of War, Martial Combat in the nature of incapacitating
My Mixed Martial Art is called Martius Pugna and describes the nature of style
by Decibel Cause July 27, 2024
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martial arts manlet

The martial arts manlet is a minuscule and utterly insignificant manlet, who has, in an absolutely futile attempt at overcoming his insurmountably devastating manletism, hilariously decided that in order to bolster his notoriously fragile self-esteem and in a laughably delusional effort at competing with the towering manmores that terrify him, he should pursue an ill-fated career in martial arts. Closely related to the stubby and microscopic, gym coping manlet pit dweller, the overcompensating martial arts manlet can often be found engaging in mortifying public catfights with other martial arts manlets, throwing a hissy fit after being bullied by other children or crying bitter tears of manlet rage after having once again been soundly and easily defeated by a laughing manmore. Willfully ignorant of the plainly obvious truth that no amount of time wasted by bodybuilding or sparring will change the fact that he is a dwarfishly stunted, elflike and inherently effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison, the Napoleon complex-driven martial arts manlet personifies peak manletism.
Lol, why is that spandex wearing turbo-manlet twirling around beneath that table lamp while blasting Short People over there? I think the silly martial arts manlet is shadow-boxing. Eye of the Manlet. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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Martin

A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
by ihatemodels December 10, 2024
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
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martynska

She has such a big Martynska
by Karlos with a K January 15, 2025
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