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no hands

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.
Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*
by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Working Hands

when you finger a woman (or jerk a guy off) after rubbing your hands together and using working hands hand cream. this causes tons of dry skin rolls to pile up on your hand, and get lodged inside of the pussy of the woman or the urethra of the male.
M: Hey hot stuff, wanna get fingered Working Hands style?
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life
by tundra5 December 23, 2024
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Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake
“Ewwww”
by Anonчмous February 5, 2025
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2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.
2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!
by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026
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