Definitions by GreenSquirrel

No Diddy

Equivalent of the colloquial 'No homo' - when you say something that objectively sounds gay, but it wasn't intended that way.

Hey man, you must have been working out lately, because you're looking fit! No Diddy...

No Diddy by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024