Simp

(noun) A pathetic beta male that gives money to thots, and who's most likely subscribed to their subreddit or Twitter feed where he defends her honor in order to get validated by his peers and hopefully get some pussy crumbs.

"Look at that fucking simp, Marcus. He actually thinks that girl likes him. What a fucking loser."

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

Simp

A guy who comments on every Facebook post

Steve is such a simp, he’s always commenting on her Facebook posts

by Sugmabalztoday May 11, 2021

Simp

Niggas named Cody

My nigga Cody really simpin over here.

by Simp Slayer January 14, 2020

Simp

1 - Someone who submits to, makes themselves seem inferior to, or otherwise degrades themselves for the sake of another person or excessively praises said person in hopes of receiving sexual favors from them later on.
2 - Acronym for Someone/Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
Synonyms:
beta, cuck, minor, simpleton, submissive

Antonyms:
alpha, chad, dominant, major, sigma
Derivatives:
simping, simped

“God, John is simping for Amy again?”
“Yep, it can’t be helped.

by Crim GB December 09, 2021

Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.

Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.

by UrbanCreole May 23, 2020

Simp

A person who changes his personality to conform with a females type to get her to like him more.

Wow, Josh is really changing his personality for that girl. What a simp!

by AverageManWith CommonSense February 19, 2020

Simp

Verb: to overly obsess over someone in a bad way.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.

Verb:

"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"

Noun:

"Yeah, that person is such a simp."

by Qpwo_Tpwo March 08, 2023