stupid beans

Fucking bullshit

Homie: you I just fucked your bitch
Me: Stupid beans

by waterguy29 November 10, 2017

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

beans

there are different kinds of beans.
(toe)beans: paw pads. usually a cat's paw pads.
forbidden beans: strange things that look like beans.
beans: a brownie
minecraft beans: raw gold, copper and iron blocks.

Those are the cutest (toe)beans I have ever seen!

theis

by beanatrox January 20, 2023

Bean dip

Shirin

That bean dip looks good

by zzaassaazz March 22, 2025

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019

bean

bean

a bean

by FUCKINBEANSOMGBLOODYHELLMATE December 25, 2020