Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

Name's Mom by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

mandeep's mom 

shit face fucker

Aaron:yer mom is hot
Mandeep:i know i would do her too

mandeep's mom by yeah January 13, 2004

ur mom 

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom

ur mom by Tim May 13, 2005

Your mom 

1. When you have no other comebacks.

2. Also used as jokes to another when bored.

Example 1:
Your stupid!
Your moms stupid.

Example 2:
What are you doing the long weekend?
Your mom.

Your mom by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Phenom Mom

A mother who is just off the hizzle. You know, one that cleans the house, cooks the food, and most importantly buys you beer. Ya swiffin'?

When the fridge aint stocked, you can always count on a phenom mom.

Phenom Mom by Stevie Y December 3, 2004

your mom 

supposed to be offensive and funny at the same time, in order for one to feel "cool" at times.

hey joey!
hey marc!
YOUR MOM!
* looks around as if cool *
dam man that was a good one

your mom by Tarayourmom December 28, 2005

Rocker Mom 

Like the more common "soccer mom", the Rocker Mom will push her kids to succeed in the profession of her broken dreams. Namely, they expect you to be a rock star so they can bask in your glory vicariously.
Often seen trawling gigs still trying to dress like Kate Bush and talking to your friends like, "whoa, maaaaannn!!!".

Jamie's got a Rocker Mom. She's a total milf, but probably too old to wear that much latex.

Rocker Mom by the JE55 October 24, 2008