Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon

When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.

by Ombligo July 13, 2015

Toxic Chocolate

Used to describe an attractive woman or and man of chocolate skin manipulating the situation to work in their favor

Kali from ATL is so fineeee, she one toxic chocolate

by Toxic Chocolate February 7, 2022

chocolate market

A euphemistic term for the butthole.

1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.

by Flung_Pu_Panda March 7, 2024

Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"

by pandashark775 September 18, 2022

Chocolate blowfish kiss

When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.

Sally loves to give chocolate blowfish kisses on beans and cornbread night.

by Dirty Doppler March 16, 2018

Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019