gives up the ass

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.

"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".

by JC June 12, 2004

make-up shotgun

The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.

by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007

smarten up

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

fart roll up

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.

Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.

by brettuthius December 20, 2008

horseshoe up her ass

To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.

"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.

If Paris Hilton didn't have a horseshoe up her ass, she'd be just another crackwhore on Skid Row.

by hesby August 27, 2009

rark up

v. In antipodean slang: to confront, oppose, reprimand or provoke, especially by using emotive language.
n. Such confrontation or provocation.

"I was with your Mum last night!"
"I'll tell YOU about my Mum!!"
"Leave it man; he's just rarking you up."

"If they don't fall into line I'll have to give them a bit of a rark up."

by Katherine Rushworh July 31, 2006

roll up clown deep

To arrive at your destination with many people packed into a small car, evoking the image of clowns at the circus.

Dude, we're gonna be the laughingstock of this party when they see us roll up clown deep.

by Oliver Hawkins September 14, 2008