washed up 

Something that has once had it's peak of greatness far too long ago, and is now still being over used, over played, and is still spoon fed through the media, even though it's gotten extremely old, bland, worn out, and is just sad to still see around.

When is Korn going to quit churning out new albums? Korn, and the entire nu-metal genre is washed up, when will they ever just let them die?!?

washed up by Ru1ner April 17, 2006

Keeping Up with the Kardashians 

Keeping up with a regular pubic hair shaving regimen.

"Hey, you think you're going to get any action tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I haven't been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn't like going down there when I don't."

Keeping Up with the Kardashians by sexybackbob May 13, 2010

Fuck Me Up 

Fuck me up can be used literally anytime.

Fuck me up stacey, that jeep is sexy.

Janet I want this burger to fuck me up.
Oh fuck me up, he's so spicyyy

Fuck Me Up by fucmeupstacey November 6, 2017

gives up the ass 

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.

"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".

gives up the ass by JC June 12, 2004

make-up shotgun 

The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.

make-up shotgun by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007

smarten up 

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

smarten up by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

fart roll up 

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.

Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.

fart roll up by brettuthius December 20, 2008