Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Liviü moment

When someone who looks like they play Illaoi goes 4/13 and wins the game.

How did you win that game? you went 0/8.

Yeah but I'm playing Illaoi, it's a Liviü moment

by Shyvian February 8, 2023

Hayden Moment

When the Dupe is at 100%... the most dupe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, known as a "Hayden Moment".

Hayden: "Says something

Everyone: "Hayden Moment. CRINGE!"

by Not_Sal September 22, 2021

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.

I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.

Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment

by Cranjis February 24, 2021

Beridze moment

When brain is unable to draw even simplest of connections.

Heterosexual male: I am going on a date tomorrow.

*Beridze moment*: With a male or female ?

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by Araman December 10, 2021