new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.

person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too

by mewnNose October 2, 2016

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

full tilt softball

something your coach says that nobody understands

lets play some full tilt softball today bois

by tiny peach June 26, 2017

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

chris and sofia

The definition of true love between people who actually are the same kind of person

that couple is so cute, almost like Chris and Sofia !

by Zshak August 17, 2017

Roughing it softly

People who go camping or to the cottage but the cottage or camper has all the amenities of home.

I love going to the cottage, we have air conditioning, wifi, satellite tv, gas fire pit and a hot tub. We love going to the cottage and roughing it softly in the wilderness.

by AngDevilo July 6, 2018

kara and sofia

They’re besftriends with completely different personalities. Kara is an amazing beautiful girl so happy and positive about life, won’t ever let you down always trying to make the world a better place, not to mention she’s incredibly hot and funny, she’s all you could ask for. On the other side with have her besfriend Sofia this girl who is honestly head over hills for her, she loves her like there’s no tomorrow and pretty sure she can’t live without a Kara in her life, she’s might me a little bit moody sometimes and act like she doesn’t care sometimes but when it comes to Kara let’s tell the truth, she’s as soft as a marshmallow. She’ll do anything to make her bestfriend happy.
The truth is this girls just complete each other and nothing will ever brake their friendship.

Those girls are amazing looks like they’re besfriends.
You know their names?
Idk but they must be Kara and Sofia can’t never brake them apart.

by Sofa25 July 25, 2018