piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

Piss Water

When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.

Is fountain water piss water?

by The Fire Panda December 11, 2021

Piss kink

FelixFright

"hey who has a piss kink"
"FelixFright"

by Not Hex Jr. August 30, 2021

Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022

Piss

ya do it every day!

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?

by orange15 May 24, 2021

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025