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Guzzle Juice 

A special aphrodisiac that forces the user to submit to a BETA MALE like state. Which will allow anybody nearby to fuck them (With weapons) The effect of the Guzzle Juice will not activate if any other drugs are in the system. The Yoinky Sploinky enhances the effects of the Guzzle Juice.
Person 1: "Bro I just Nutted in my girl last night"
Person 2: "Did you use the Guzzle Juice?"
Person 1: "Of course I did, worked like a charm"
Person 2: "Did you do the Yoinky Sploinky?"
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act-right juice 

Something you say when a person is hatin' on someone or something
You gotta lay off the hateraid and start sippin' on some act-right juice!
act-right juice by Missy July 28, 2003
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Running or tearing around on a bike, in a car, or generally any rapid, fairly reckless behaviour in/on a vehicle.
I'm waiting for warmer weather so I can go juicin' around on my new bike.
juicing by Styles May 3, 2004

juicebox 

Juicebox is when a guy prematurely ejaculates when aroused by a pretty girl. As with a juicebox...you push the straw in and the juice squirts everywhere when you don't want it to.
Oh man, this kid was sitting with his girlfriend and all of the sudden he juiceboxed all over himself!
or
Man that guy is a total juicebox!
juicebox by THS July 3, 2004

Juicy Grundle 

A grundle containing moisture.
I had an extra juicy grundle last night thanks to my girlfriend.

Juice nazi 

A person who doesn't let others drink any form of juice around them especially jews.
Sheila: Hey weres my gin and juice?
Mike: Sorry the guy at the bar was a juice nazi.
Juice nazi by Bronsonator March 16, 2008

nig juice 

A pheromone laced oil designed to attract the opposite sex.
When Tony Testicles is making nig juice, he has to keep the cats away from the poison batter.
nig juice by The Zomby Woof December 17, 2011