Agegap Love

Term used by internet pedophiles and members of NAMBLA to identify one another and discuss their predatory behavior, as well as softening the impact of describing their intentions without jarring words like "pedophilia," or "assault of a child." This code word is used, generally, within 5-24 months before being featured on an episode of To Catch A Predator.

"Luke identified as a Minor Attracted Person on his Reddit account, and spent hours arguing for Agegap Love on social media platforms when he wasn't downloading illicit imagery."

by Mystery Babylon the Great January 20, 2021

love penguin

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.

Tyler's love penguin is Hailey

by smurtfellow2500 December 22, 2014

selfish love

When you love someone so much you would do anything in this world for them and your not ready to let go but they are. You don’t want them with anyone else but with you because it hurts so much just to see them happy with someone else.

she was selfishly inlove with him.
I have selfish love for her.

by shockedlove August 31, 2019

love tank

meat wallet, vagina, pootang, hoohah, pussy, vag, furburger

After the gang bang, her love tank was pretty shredded.

by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015

Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009

Love Cum

When you fuck a girl who you love and you get an excellent feeling which is usually followed by a massive nut. Can be two to three times the amount of a normal nut.

Hey man I think I love her. I experienced my first love cum with her yesterday when she let me hit finally.

by Crazymansulliran2 April 17, 2019

Misdirective Love

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.

It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.

Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.

by Ryryq March 5, 2010