Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
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