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Douche nozzle

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.
by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019
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Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
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Satchel de douche

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche
by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
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Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
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Douch bait

The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.
“I said that in my video as douch bait to get the trolls to comment
by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019
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douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.
I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex
by dmurex May 23, 2022
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Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien
I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...
by Frickenfina August 15, 2022
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