by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug. the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug. by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
Get the Satchel de douchemug. When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
Get the Douche Faucetmug. The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.
by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019
Get the Douch baitmug. by dmurex May 23, 2022
Get the douche bagmug. Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien
by Frickenfina August 15, 2022
Get the Protien douchemug.