Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

fucking love my life

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.

Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!

by IAmSpix May 19, 2016

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

1. A show that gets out new episodes at a good pace, and is pretty good as far as plot goes.
2. The closest thing to Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is still making new episodes

1. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"Cool! Lets watch!"
2. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"well, its no Buffy, but..."

by Butterfly_Fox...Not! December 29, 2006

Half Life 3 confirmed

A popular joke on social websites such as facebook, twitter and even youtube (and many others).
When something has 3 of something on it, they use to say something like examples below.

_____ has 3 ______, Half Life 3 confirmed

...for examle

Triangle has 3 sides, Half Life 3 confirmed!
3 likes on this post, Half Life 3 confirmed!

by physicsmastergta February 25, 2015

Freshman Year of Real Life

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot

Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010

end my life cheese

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.

Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017