Wettuce

When a gay guy called Matthew with a personality of a lettuce then wets the bed

Fuck sake Wettuce you pissed on Lucia's bed again!!

by canvolan A May 4, 2019

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

by Ian P14 March 4, 2009

Still Wetson

Ming san

"mhat wusic yo lou dike"
"Still Wetson, the ming san.

by jarix September 4, 2021

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

by The happy dancer June 14, 2010

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

by armins_seashell February 9, 2021

wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.

- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.

by SwedishChef July 11, 2016