Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.

"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019

phill/joe 💓💓

phill/joe 💓💓 is the name dianne buswell gave joe sugg in her contacts. it means he’s very good at doing the nasty 😳
likes to get it on you know what i mean xx
in other words she thinks joe is a sex god <33
true love if you ask me xx

phill/joe 💓💓 is a bloody 🦵end at shaggraphy x

by anon 😳😳😳 September 29, 2019

joe mama so gay

When Joe's mom is extremely gay, use this phrase

joe mama so gay, i died of fucking cancer

by gamestroyer May 2, 2022

Jedi Joe Rogan Flip

A jedi flip , but at the peak of your trip your smoke DMT and eat rare cooked elk meat while listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast.

person1: Hey man we are concerned for your well being.

Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.

by Joe Rogan Lover42 August 29, 2021

Joe Pa

A flip flopping in regards to the status of a celebrities death.

The media had so many conflicting reports as to weather Joe Pa had died that we said he must have JoePa-ed.

by Escapetps February 9, 2012

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees

Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.

Hey you going to the Airport to see Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees come in from Sicily?

by Nunzio Incerto April 11, 2022