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Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
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Hungarian hot cake

An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.
Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake
by Masta_bluesman February 18, 2024
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cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
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California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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dafudge cakes

A non-swearing way to say Da Fuck?!
plus it sounds delicious
"...So then i said dafudge cakes is wrong with you?!"
by TheRealCatastrophy April 25, 2016
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cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.
Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.
by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021
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