oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

God really hit you with that Wombo Combo

Something someone says to another person when that they find out that the other person has depression and anxiety. While not limited to just depression and anxiety, and can be used using two other illnesses or events, it is most early use was used in reference to depression and anxiety.

Usually used in reference to 14 year old girls when they get a bad grade on a math test, and automatically think they are depressed.

Originally coined by Benny Zonic in January of 2019

Person 1: Yeah I have depression and anxiety. It really sucks.
Person 2: Damn, God really hit you with that wombo combo.

Person 1: Ugh, I got a bad grade of my Chemistry test, and I got a ticket for speeding. Shit sucks
Person 2: Damn, God really hit you with that wombo combo, huh.

by madebyapollo April 01, 2019

oh my god did it sing

I don't care!

x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?

by faithless August 03, 2003

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

Oh my god who the hell cares

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.

I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"

by TakaD August 16, 2011

god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

by SumRandoDud December 06, 2018

oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss April 01, 2016