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pussy letter 

when a pussy writes a mean breakup letter and leaves a cd with reference to a specific breakup song

AND/OR

leaving an unexpected emo letter, on a cheap, white plastic lawn chair, by a pool, near a door (often used for entrance and exit), to a home, in a quiet, upper-middle class neighborhood.

AND/OR

expecting the recipient to be a mind-reader and on the same page.
your pussy letter and cd don't impress me much

leave me alone
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Pussy Confusion 

When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.
Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.
Pussy Confusion by Mötley Crew January 5, 2015

Pussy Dab 

The aftermath of when a woman queefs and the vagina contorts into an odd shape resembling the dance move the dab.
Guy 1: Did you hear what I did to that chick last night?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: She did the Pussy Dab bro.
Pussy Dab by AnonymousRamSkull August 1, 2016

pussy bush

A word, typically an insult, used to call a lesbian. Or the female version of the word faggot.
Girl1: Hey, you seen Miranda's nudes yet?
Girl2: Eww, wtf you pussy bush!
pussy bush by pussybush69420 December 9, 2016

Pussy hammer 

When you fuck the shit out of a chick.
She was horny when she came to my crib so I bent her over the couch and gave her that pussy hammer
Pussy hammer by Lord Scumbag April 7, 2017

Pussy back bitch 

A person who is afraid to get with a girl because he is with his bros or a person who won't do fun shit because they are afraid they will get in trouble.
Garret Puhl is a pussy back bitch because he is pussy shy.
Pussy back bitch by Hugh Walker December 18, 2017

Pussy nap 

A nap that is taken right after a woman gives herself an orgasm.
After fantasizing about him face down between my legs and gettin’ off in his mouth I had to have a pussy nap.
Pussy nap by 2Thumbs February 1, 2018