wreck my shit

To totally fuck someone up. As in to beat their ass or just fuck up someone's day.

I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.

The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.

by Chad February 8, 2004

creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 24, 2010

harshed my mellow

when you're peacefully blazed and something happens to ruin your high..

"Dude got baked and was screaming and shit. He completely harshed my mellow man."

by PsychoDice January 13, 2004

ice on my wrist

When you have a expensive watch or jewelry and it makes you look a lot better when dancing.

I've got that new ice on my wrist

by anonymous July 22, 2017

cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.

"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"

by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008

Yeet my Skeet

Typically used as an insult analogous to “go fuck your self”, it can be used in many ways but most are from one man to another.

Man 1: My mans you got a big ass nose, when you eating out a girl ya nose be pokin her breasteses.
Man 2: You lookin for sum’? Man you can Yeet my Skeet bro.

by SablinDidNothingWrong July 12, 2018

Lick My Bag

The licking of one's bag.

"Excuse me young lady, lick my bag?"

by Danny Knows Best September 6, 2009