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your mom
Your Mom literally means 'Your Mom'. Usually people mean it to be funny, or just because they can't crack back. So they just retaliate with the phrase "Your Mom"
Jimmy: Hey Doug, where were you yesterday???!?!?!?!
Doug: Doing your Mom, and she screamed like a whore!!!!!!!
Jimmy: That's nasty, my Mom has a mullet..............
Or...............this could happen.
Person: You're such a freaking whore!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah well...... Your Mom's a whore too!!!!!!!!
Person: That is SO OLD!
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Doug: Doing your Mom, and she screamed like a whore!!!!!!!
Jimmy: That's nasty, my Mom has a mullet..............
Or...............this could happen.
Person: You're such a freaking whore!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah well...... Your Mom's a whore too!!!!!!!!
Person: That is SO OLD!
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your mom by The Retard! April 17, 2006
your mom
A generic response of chavs, townies, morons, intellectual insects or wiggers when they come to the pathetic conclusion that they have no better response to an insult, inquiry, or blank comment.
Example 1 -
Person 1 : Do you even know how idiotic you sound when you talk like this?
Chav : Uhh. Your mom.
Example 2 -
Person 1 : So, I heard you got a disease from some skank last night.
Chav : Yeah, your mom!
Person 1 : Do you even know how idiotic you sound when you talk like this?
Chav : Uhh. Your mom.
Example 2 -
Person 1 : So, I heard you got a disease from some skank last night.
Chav : Yeah, your mom!
your mom by Roxanne Stone February 18, 2007
Hockey Mom
An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
Hockey Mom by jbsilverstein January 15, 2009
Word to the Mom
1. Mom is right
2. I concur with Mom
3. I hate to tell you, but Mom knows best
4. Mom is very wise due to her years of life experience.
5. Give Mom some credit.
Is suitable to be used for all Moms, regardless of race, creed or color.
2. I concur with Mom
3. I hate to tell you, but Mom knows best
4. Mom is very wise due to her years of life experience.
5. Give Mom some credit.
Is suitable to be used for all Moms, regardless of race, creed or color.
Little Billy's Mom wouldn't let him jump from the roof into the cactus garden.
Word to the Mom.
At age 30, Sally was tired of hearing her Mom nag her to get a job and move our of the house.
Word to the Mom.
She may be a Mom but she's incredibly smart and deserves our respect.
Word to the Mom.
Word to the Mom.
At age 30, Sally was tired of hearing her Mom nag her to get a job and move our of the house.
Word to the Mom.
She may be a Mom but she's incredibly smart and deserves our respect.
Word to the Mom.
Word to the Mom by JillskiRN February 18, 2010
basic ass mom friend
They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....
Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend
basic ass mom friend by Sarahpaige October 26, 2017