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Mexicans

The people you call on to mow your lawn, clean your house, and also rob you at the same time. Noone is better at scaling 12ft walls as well. A true asset to any community by how they leave garbage everywhere for us to clean giving us normal folk something to do on weekends. Often seen in home depot parking lots drinking one beer between 4 people is a real treat to watch as well. Rumor has it if they work a actual 9 - 5 job that pays taxes....They die! So thats about their only real set back
Why did the school girl sleep with a group of mexicans?

Her teacher told her to do an essay
by Said She Was 18 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Mexicansmug.

Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Duelmug.

Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
mugGet the Mexican cannonmug.

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho
by Wiki word June 1, 2014
mugGet the Mexican unclemug.

Mexican Yawn

Yawning in turn of each other, like a mexican wave.
They all yawned one after the other, it was a Mexican yawn dude.
by personxyz August 2, 2012
mugGet the Mexican Yawnmug.

Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Fire Drillmug.

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