Cake

To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like

“ damn he’s so annoying, I just want to cake him”

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Birthday Cake

All the world

"All the world is Birthday Cake" - George Harrison

by tavg123 December 11, 2023

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018

Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.

Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs

by E IN August 17, 2017

Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy

The end result of a creampie by each man who had an unwashed uncircumcised penis hence the "cheese"

Did you see that stuff come out of her? Was that Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy or Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025