No hoe zone

when the area described has no hoes in it

why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

no homo zone

Like the friend zone for gay people

Boy: Did you finally ask her out?
Girl: No I think I'm in the no homo zone.

by StraightOuttaTheCloset November 30, 2017

Friend Zone

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

by I Like Bread December 15, 2003

zonein

when youre high and you drift into your own entire zone to process and think about what has been said.

Bryce: I thought she.........

Jordan: Huh?

Bryce: (stares to no where with hand on chin) ...

Jordan: doomangdoo.....you zonein right now!!

Bryce: ..............

Jordan: YEAA SON!

$$$$

by Cudi Kid September 16, 2009

Mom-zoned

The equivalent of the male friend-zone- only, for females.

Being mom-zoned is the difference of being asked for a sandwich as opposed to a sammich.

by TheDreamer August 22, 2012

Angel Zones

A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.

"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"

by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017

Boyfriend Zone

Noun

When a man is seen as a potential boyfriend by a female there is a situation that arises where the female may find his friendship to be insufficient and in order to press the issue of dating and her feelings towards him. The situation typically arises because he does not share the same feelings. A man has now found himself in the boyfriend zone, All.. Or nothing in her eyes. The relationship is pressed into him in an uncomfortable manner until he takes a side, more often than not the side of vacancy

Verb

To be designated as boyfriend material
Boyfriend zoned

Rachel is boyfriend zoning me again. I am stuck in the boyfriend zone. Why can't we just be friends?

by Zorrocat May 11, 2015