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Yanked It

To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.

The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”

Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”

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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”

Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024
mugGet the Yanked Itmug.

Yank Out

Verb -
1. To hang out and have sex.
2. The act of having sex.
1. "Hey girl, you want to yank out this weekend."
2. "I can't come to the phone right now, this girl and I are yanking out."
by Professor Jer December 20, 2011
mugGet the Yank Outmug.

Yank

Look at that yank, us british don't like him. That yank gabe is so dumb
by Honythob October 20, 2020
mugGet the Yankmug.

yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008
mugGet the yank yank tossmug.

Cold Yanks

Canadian people. Often used in the UK, possibly not used elsewhere, since Yank is mainly used by the British to refer to Americans. Cold Yanks being a joke about how hard it can be to tell the difference sometimes with American accents and Canadian ones, though Canada is much colder. It's not usually meant in a bad vibe way, more as a somewhat dismissive term of endearment.
"I thought from the accent they were surely Yanks, but they turned out to be Cold Yanks"
"What?"
"Cold Yanks. You know, Canadians".
by mistahroga April 14, 2020
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yanking your snout

cloakzy, i'm just yanking your snout dude - turner
by pulling your chain January 6, 2019
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Yank the skin

Person 1:"Say fam you ain't catching no play today?"
Person 2:"Naww Ima have to yank the skin tonight"
by YungGuapo September 5, 2017
mugGet the Yank the skinmug.

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