noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
by Yankster September 02, 2008
Billy: I was yanking the can last night
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
by Goatboijay May 23, 2018
An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt.
After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.
AKA "The Sizzles"
After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.
AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!"
Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
by CrispPringleTheChrispmasDingle May 09, 2018
To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.
Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)
"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 20, 2008
To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024