village yak

An individual within a group of friends who possesses a gaping asshole from experiencing anal sex regularly. Preferably male - a village yak tends to lactate from its big, gargantuan breasts.

Does the village yak produce milk from it's voluptuous utters? If so can it provide enough milk for the entire village

by Village Chief August 7, 2025

Rusty Yak

Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning

Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?

Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.

Or

Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.

by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020

yak and rally

when you drunk and throw up but keep drinking after cause mama didnt raise no bitch.

yak and rally not puke and rally

by yarkkkkk October 14, 2019

Yak Shaving

Continuously talking while you shave

Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.

by seemslikeit March 7, 2022

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 24, 2011

Yakking Off

Spending countless hours on the social media app "Yik Yak". Much like jacking off, it can be an extremely pleasurable activity.

I really wanted to go to class today, but I was too busy Yakking Off.

by TitanicMasher September 19, 2016