Gay Waiter

a restaurant employee, with a rather unmasculine attire

waiter - sir here's your bill, how about a blowjob?

man - aww jeez...not another gay waiter

by Samos September 1, 2008

Write It Down

another way of saying "bitch understand".

best believe those pythons would've been snatched out of your scalp, write it down.

by tbhcanyoustfu May 12, 2014

Waite

An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography

Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!

by wankermobile May 12, 2018

the wraith

"A presence can be felt by those who have followed thy saga as told by the Insane Clown Posse. It is a presence that is synonymous with thy crumbling of time itself. Thus emerges a being so powerful that he can exist between both the land of the living, and that of the dead. He goes by many names but is known to thy living only as the Wraith. He walks upon worlds forgotten, and descends from Heavens; fade into gray to witness thy death of all mortal things, so that he may guide thy departed upon thy path that they have chosen. Only now will we truly understand thy meaning of thy saga, for this saga all along, each Jokers Card, is actually none other than... thy echo of our lives.

The Wraith guides the departed to the path they have chosen.

by Amy December 5, 2003

waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

type writer

A poet or author who writes passionately about one subject and one alone. Simular to type cast, type writer is a play on words as well as an adjective, usually negative.

Robert Frost is such a type writer, he's always talking about fucking nature.

by AnnaSthesia High December 20, 2006

write off

To be beaten so bad that you have to goto intensive care. Derives from a car being "written off".

Blud, Marshall got write off! He got slew, blad!"

by b'aaand ta get sleeeew May 11, 2004