Wii-vileges 

The loss of permission to use another person's Nintendo Wii console.

When we lost Hick's Wiimote we also lost all of our Wii-vileges.

Wii-vileges by Slipnslide September 23, 2007

Wii-dow 

A woman who has been left alone by her husband’s recent acquisition of a Nintendo Wii.

She's been a Wii-dow since Christmas Day 2007.

Wii-dow by DiscoDove January 18, 2008

wii-off 

1. A wii-off is when your super-cool friend brings her wii to your house and you have an epic gaming competition.

2. Archaic. A pissing contest.

Let's have a wii-off after work tonight!

wii-off by M Boogie January 19, 2008

Wii Don't Have One 

A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.

Dad: Wii Fit

Mom: Wii Iron Chef

Cousin: Wii Karaoke

Emma: Wii Don't Have One

Wii Don't Have One by David Fish January 12, 2009

Wii U 

The new retarded Wii that sounds like an ambulance.

Like a Nintendo DS, but not portable.

Person 1: Hey, I got my new awesome Wii U, it's got a screen on the controller and-
Person 2: WII U WII U WII U

Wii U by KiiF October 31, 2012

Wii-gger 

1. A Caucasian person who attempts to emulate the mannerisms associated with African Americans, hip hop culture, or The Cosby Show; while playing a Nintendo Wii.

2. A Caucasian person who designs his Mii's with dark skin to gain a false sense of acceptance in the black community.

3. A black person who spends a great deal of time playing the Nintendo Wii

My cousin is such a Wii-gger. Sometimes I just want to lynch him.

Wii-gger by Jerry R. Sun January 3, 2007

wii-kend 

The diminished condition of one's extremities after a particularly long wii session. Often accompanied by serious pain and lack of mobility.

Awwww mom! I'm wii-kend... I can't wash the dishes.

wii-kend by Mendelgamer January 5, 2007