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A woman who used to have a husband or partner, but now has an oversized four-year-old who can't drag himself away from the Nintendo Wii.
"Brad hasn't taken me out since he got Mario Galaxy."
"Forget about him Janet. Come party with me and the other wiidows!"
wiidow by gsv January 17, 2008
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wiidowed  

A person who has had their spouse leave them due to playing too many hours of wii.
Dan: I heard Steve just got wiidowed by his wife.
Steve: That's no surprise, he's always been such a wiitard.
wiidowed by Rhaknam December 14, 2008
noun

a woman who has lost her husband from death by Wii and has not remarried.
1. Stacy's husband had a massive heart attack while playing Wii Bowling and now she's a wiidow.

2. Tanya is now a wiidow after her husband tried repairing their Wii with a fork while it was still plugged in.

3. Jake was shot at the mall while fighting over the last Wii and has left his wife a wiidow.
wiidow by jerico1974 August 3, 2009
Someone who has lost their significant other to Wii games.
Since we got the Wii she no longer pays any attention to me. I spend all my time trolling people on video chat because I am a frustrated Wiidower.
Wiidower by wntr.rbt September 4, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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