Meat Whistle 

Slang for a penis

Do you want to join my band? You can play my meat whistle

Meat Whistle by Big Pimpin Ed June 16, 2010

anus whistle 

When a woman places her mouth against a mans anus and attempts to create different notes through regulating the size of the man's anus hole. This usually occurs between people who listen to 70's music, own VW buses, have chemical addictions, and have various STD's.

Hey baby, lemme take a fiddle on your anus whistle.

anus whistle by Funnyboyyy March 25, 2003

douche whistle 

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

douche whistle by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

Queaf Whistle 

An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.

Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.

"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "

Queaf Whistle by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019

nerd whistle 

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

nerd whistle by Nocus February 20, 2009

Duck Whistle 

Is a noise that only a girl can make. It happens when you fuck her doggie style and she let's out a pussy fart.

My girl gets embarrassd when I give her The Duck Whistle

Duck Whistle by JayMetal March 10, 2009

snot whistle 

A snot whistle is the whistling sound created when the nasal cavity can let only a small amount of air through the nostrils, thus creating an aerophone.

John: Is someone whistling quietly?
Bill: Nah, man. I've had a cold all week and now I have snot whistle.

snot whistle by Jimbo Jimmy James December 14, 2009