Tumble Weed

Derived from the awkward silence before a cowboy shooting showdown. Now used when there's an awkward silence. A Tumble of weed.

-awkward silence-
andre: tumble weed

by lauren09 April 20, 2009

Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.

Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!

by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006

Weed hoe

A girl that whores out for a group of guys so that she can smoke their weed for free. They are usually underage, but could pass for 18. Typically a pretty girl from a nice family that just dresses scummy and hangs out with scummy guys (that are also typically from nice families)

Typical attire:

- Pajama bottoms or sweatpants

- Tight tank top

- Bob marley tshirt

- Lax pinny

- The sweatshirt of one of the guys they hang with

- Flip flops

- Hemp jewelery

- Sloppy bun

- Belly button ring

She's totally leading him on so she can smoke his shit for free.. What a weed hoe.

by timeismanmade October 4, 2010

Weed Waster

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.

Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

Weedcurious

An individual who hasn't smoked or consumed weed before, and has realized the fact that weed is not dangerous nor toxic in any way, and has a great interest in trying this sweet herb/plant.

Martin: Ey, man do you got some weed laying around, I'm a bit weedcurious.
Kristoffer: Man, what the fuck!? Just a week a go you told me that weed was dangerous and that you would never try, fool!
Martin: Yeah, man, I was wrong. I educated myself a bit, and I realized it's not that dangerous after all.

by ulriklion February 3, 2010

weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006

weed

god's one true gift to mankind

that weed we smoked was fuckjing gooddodod

by god March 4, 2005