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Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.
"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."
by owlzitty July 15, 2016
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Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.
I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.
by taylorreeve June 23, 2016
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vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.
Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*
by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009
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Vag cig

A vagina that smells like a cigarette. In some women who smoke regularly the smell of cigarettes emanates not just from their mouths but also from their snatch. When a vagina smells like a cigarette its call a vag cig.

Also some men like to insert their lit or unlit cigarette into their womans baby box. The cigarette then becomes a vag cig. They can then smoke it and it tastes like vagina and cigarette combined together.
Jojo smokes so much she has vag cig.

When i fucked Shania i could still smell her vag cig stench on my dick a day later.

Kelsey let me make a vag cig with her pussy and it tasted good.
by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022
mugGet the Vag cigmug.

vag tight

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!
by brrutled July 2, 2011
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vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.
by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016
mugGet the vag blindnessmug.

vag roll

when a female is so fat that you can't tell where the stomach ends and where the vagina starts
Dude that chicks so fat you could see her vag roll
by pegasuskv March 2, 2010
mugGet the vag rollmug.

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