Under The Desk

A phrase originating from working in an office and having awesome secret things under the desk.

This may relate to an awesome secret boner from every time Anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.

This may relate to your awesome secret stash of porn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.

Either way, the phrase "Under The Desk" relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.

Awesome and secret.

Have you heard the new album from that new band from Shoreditch? It's totally under the desk!

Yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!

Carla has awesome BJ technique. It's so far under the desk. Literally. Who knew?!

by tonyadams September 10, 2010

under pressure

The song that always plays at the end of a movie where the main character acomplishes something great. Used as an inspirational or "everything turned out great" song.

"Whell john we finished another movie where the main character was almost killed and was a failure at life. But since everything turned out ok for him let's put Under pressure in there as the closing song" LOL!!!111

by AC!D August 15, 2006

under the hood

describing how large a womans breasts or tits are... similar to junk in the trunk

Damn she got a lota junk in the trunk but nothing under the hood.

by Flashbang May 13, 2005

under the hill

really cool, fun party with hot ladies

This this party is so under the hill.

by poo head July 29, 2003

under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

under over

When a female/male fondles both the testicles and penis while passionately sticking her face between the gentile . Under the penis over the testicles.

This bitch gave me an under over last night.

by raptor1 November 6, 2014

Under the bleachers

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.

"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

by Betty Stardust November 11, 2005