by bob April 6, 2005
Get the underaged towniemug. A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
Get the wannabe towniemug. The townie is fabulous. Wait, before you click off, let me explain...
The townie allows us to experience first hand what pre-historic man was like, the overhung brow, the tribes, the never-ending reproducing... fascinating stuff! They spend their days preying on so called 'weaker' species such as goths and moshers (i say weaker because we don't feel the need to hang out in groups of 100 just to feel safe), and when they tire of the chase (which isn't very long seeing how much they smoke) the scavenger instinct comes through, and the townie will steal money or food of another prey, ie OAPS and 5 year olds. Naturally this will be done in the large group, as the townie will not attack on it's own. Science tells us that this is how the pre-historical neanderthals behaved, now we have the unique opportunity to study them first hand. Hooray for townies!!
The townie allows us to experience first hand what pre-historic man was like, the overhung brow, the tribes, the never-ending reproducing... fascinating stuff! They spend their days preying on so called 'weaker' species such as goths and moshers (i say weaker because we don't feel the need to hang out in groups of 100 just to feel safe), and when they tire of the chase (which isn't very long seeing how much they smoke) the scavenger instinct comes through, and the townie will steal money or food of another prey, ie OAPS and 5 year olds. Naturally this will be done in the large group, as the townie will not attack on it's own. Science tells us that this is how the pre-historical neanderthals behaved, now we have the unique opportunity to study them first hand. Hooray for townies!!
Townie 1: 'ey mate, wossat shit y'go'?
Townie 2: Nickt i' offa kid bruv.
Townie 1: Mate, you're wel' 'ard innit!
Goth walks by.
Townie 1: Oi mate, look a' that goff, he's wel' ashin' for it inne?
Townie 2: Yeah bruv, les go beat 'im up innit!
Townie 1: Na mate, wait til the crew get 'ere, 'ee mite curse us or summat.
Townie 2: Nickt i' offa kid bruv.
Townie 1: Mate, you're wel' 'ard innit!
Goth walks by.
Townie 1: Oi mate, look a' that goff, he's wel' ashin' for it inne?
Townie 2: Yeah bruv, les go beat 'im up innit!
Townie 1: Na mate, wait til the crew get 'ere, 'ee mite curse us or summat.
by Altu mequera orcu March 25, 2005
Get the Townie (scum)mug. When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.
"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
by ebadeez October 25, 2010
Get the Townie loseringmug. The only thing worse than a townie! They somehow manage to have a lower IQ than a regular chav and they have a fake attitude problem and think they are funny but infact they are just retards! They are hated by everyone including their heros "townies"
by ???? May 13, 2005
Get the wannabe towniemug. by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004
Get the townie bobmug. by Mark Boniface May 24, 2004
Get the anti-towniesmug.