"Hey bro, were you tossing the blahaj last night? "
"Of course I was"
"That's fucking gay."
"it's not gay when it's a girl fucking you in the ass"
"Of course I was"
"That's fucking gay."
"it's not gay when it's a girl fucking you in the ass"
Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?
by jgv2213 March 24, 2008
To dismiss any and all feelings for an (ex) guy/girl, who has caused nothing but burning pain and heartache. Similar to the sensation of eating too much salsa.
Guy 1: "Dude...i just can't stop thinking about her."
Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."
Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."
by Bon Skoffa December 30, 2010
Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.
by jupiter0225 July 27, 2008
A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.
Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*
by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007
by theWestHamfan December 08, 2003
Toss-on-a-Taco is a masturbation game that guys play where everyone jacks off on a taco and the last guy to cum has to eat the taco.
by eda-skip March 24, 2022