timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.

"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."

by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

Baker Times

The period of time spent typically getting high, drunk and having frequent sex.

Mate, we spent the whole holiday having Baker Times

by RadleyLad October 28, 2011

Tickling Timmys Teenter

The sad smell after you fuck the hole between the big toe and the second toe.

"Aw man, now my wiener smells sad! You'll never find me tickling Timmys teenter again!"

by cholsdi September 17, 2016

3 times 8 equals 18

quick mafs, just like 2+2= 4-1 =3
A phrase which represents NICK FUNG as he calculated this answer

Hey there, 3 times 8 equals 18!
3 times 8 equals 18: HMU at LSC

by DNLM June 4, 2018

Good Times Peep

People who are only in your life when things are going well for you and you have that good time to share with them. They leach off your success and good time moments. Otherwise they are not around, selfishly sucking off some other unsuspecting person having a bit of good fortune or success.

If I get the boat up and running by myself, I can expect my son to show up to go fishing on it. But help me get it ready? No, sadly he is strictly a Good Times Peep , not a true friend.

Can Austin put the work into getting to know me for a few weeks without interference, with say a retreat? No, he never gave that opportunity, because he is a Good Times Peep and getting to know someone he should on a deep level like that is a waste of his time.

by Have a Snickers August 28, 2018

Before Times

The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.

The whole world in 2020 now remembers 2019 as the Before Times.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020